Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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