you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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