Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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