and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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