i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Ambien. No doubt about it.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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