Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
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He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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