i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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