Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
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Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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