Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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