i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
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I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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