Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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