Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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