Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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