idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think I died a long time ago.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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