right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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