my vag is so smooth its legendary
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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