two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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