So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
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I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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