Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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