So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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