I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
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I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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