Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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