Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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