love makes seman taste better
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
you had me at cake vodka
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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