So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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