i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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