For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
cat food counts as protein by the way
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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