There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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