Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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