How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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