ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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