at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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