I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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