The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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