there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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