We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
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