for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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