so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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