fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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