We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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