Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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