You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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