I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I think your dad took our porno
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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