Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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