We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
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Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
I did not marry a roomba.
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