You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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