So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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