I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
We left an ass print on the piano.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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