I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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