My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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