Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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