did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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