I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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