doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
So drunk its hurt
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Randomize
