I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I need water and some morals
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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