I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
being pregnant is like rehab
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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