and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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