Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
There r osticjed everywhere
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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